Salad (SAL-ad), EEWWW!

Has anyone seen the episode of Spongebob when Pearl takes over the Krusty Krab and turns it into a “Hip” joint?
It has one of my favorite scenes in it, when Spongebob has never heard of salad, and he pronounces it SAL-ads. It’s SO funny! And yes, I am that juvenile.

But what the heck is a salad? According to google, the definition is:

noun

  1. a cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing and sometimes accompanied by meat, fish, or other ingredients.
    “a green salad”
    1. a mixture containing a specified ingredient served with a dressing.
      “a red pepper filled with tuna salad”
    2. a vegetable suitable for eating raw.
      THEM: “Do you even like salads?”
      ME: Uh, NO!
      Salad is a pointless food to me. It’s bland, and to make it good you have to add a ton of food that is saturated in fat and sugar, which defeats the point of it.

    Some people, like my weird friend, LOVE salad. I’m just not one of those people. I don’t see the point.

    Sure, I will eat a small, very small, salad with my dinner every now and then. However, I still love my ranch ALL. OVER. IT.

    Salad

     

    In all seriousness, there ARE other things you can eat besides salad when you are on a “diet”. However, it’s a great idea. Leave me ideas in the comments on what you do to make your salad bearable. Also, stop going on diets! Start a “Lifestyle change.”

    Your welcome.

    Okay, I love you guys!

Author: RealMom-Lynsey

Well Hiya! I’m Lynsey. A real life mother and wife. I like to blog about things that interest me or are important to me. I hope to connect with other moms on a genuine level. Thank you for stopping by!

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